Sunday, February 6, 2011

The crowd goes wild over Puppy Bowl VII

Today is the day of Superbowl XLV. But in more important news, today is also the day of Puppy Bowl VII! You may have heard of it.

Brought to you by Animal Planet, the Puppy Bowl features a to-scale football stadium where puppies of all shapes and sizes romp about and play with little toy footballs. But it's not all about the cuteness! Puppies who manage to bring their toys to the end-zone score touchdowns, and the referee even keeps track of unnecessary "ruffness" on the field.

Okay, I lied: it's definitely all about the cuteness. And just when you thought it couldn't get anymore precious, they bring you the Kitty Halftime Show where kitties purr and play under a disco ball until the puppies are ready to get back in the field. But that's about as adorable as it gets. Just kidding! They also have a film crew of hamster pilots and cheerleading chickens! Oh, the humanity!

So next year, you might want to reconsider your Superbowl party and have a Puppy Bowl party instead. Think of the puppies! I know I am.

If you love puppies, you should consider adopting a new friend, or maybe switch to cruel-free health and beauty products.

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